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師範學院的學生说：我是“師院”的

職業學院的學生说：我是“職院”的

空中學院的學生说：我是“空院”的

技術學院的學生说：你們聊，我先走了！

大哥叫閉嘴 二哥叫安靜 三弟叫麻煩

有一天三弟麻煩不見了 於是閉嘴 跟 安靜就 很著急跑到警察局

閉嘴：警察伯伯 警察伯伯 我弟弟不見了

警察： 別著急 先告訴我你叫什麼名子

閉嘴: 閉嘴

警察：在問你一次 你叫什麼名子(有點生氣)

閉嘴：就跟你說閉嘴阿！(不耐煩)

警察：算了！ 那你勒叫什麼名子

安靜： 安靜

警察： 很生氣的問你叫什麼名子

安靜： 很不高興的回答 安靜蠟！

警察： (發飆了) 你們 這兩個人是來找麻煩的阿！

閉嘴跟安靜：(很開心的回答) 對阿！ 你知道就好

Today was speech day and Vicki is handsome and gorgeous

I think she stands out among the host

Good job Vicki!

小明:[嗚嗚 又打我!我只是牛了一點]

爸爸:[氣死我了!! 我怎麼會生出你這種牛兒子!! 早知道我就把你掐死算了 !!!

所以我說 牛牽到北京還是牛阿 !!]

小明:[嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚........ 有種你到印度再說阿!!]

Have u ever really loved a woman- Bryan Adam

To really love a woman

To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside

Hear every thought - see every dream

N' give her wings - when she wants to fly

Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms

you know you really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her that she's really wanted

When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one

Cuz she needs somebody to tell her that it's gonna last forever

So tell me have you ever really - really really ever loved a woman?


To really love a woman

Let her hold you - til ya know how she needs to be touched

You've gotta breathe her - really taste her

Til you can feel her in your blood

N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes

you know you really love a woman

The river beside the wooden bridge

National Botanic garden in Myanmar (the boat is made of real flowers)

longest wooden bridge (myanmar)

Cathy:

If all else perished,and he remained, I should still

continue to be; and if all else remained and he were

annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty

stranger.


From Wuthering Heights

Heathclff :

And there u see the distinction between our feelings:

has been in my place and I in his,though I hated him with

a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have

raised a hand against him.You may look incredulous,if u

pleas!I never would have banished him from her society

as long as she desired his.The moment her regard ceased,

I would have torn his heart out,and drank his blood!

But, till then,if u don't believe me, you don't knoe me,

till then, I would have died by inches before I touched

a single hair of his head.


Adapted form "Wuthering Heights"