Saturday, September 27, 2008.
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
>
> Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
> Muthu : '13th October.'
> Interviewer : 'Which year?'
> Muthu : 'Every year.'
>
>
> MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
>
> The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
> 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
> Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
>
>
> MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
> After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
> Wife: 'No! Why?'
> Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me,
'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why.'
> Wife : ?????????
>
>
> MUTHU & TOURIST
> A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu
whether any great man was born in his village...
> Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
>
>
> MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
> Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
> and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
> The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
> The cockroach walked.
> Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
> Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> But the cockroach didn't walk.
> Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four
> legs, it becomes deaf.'
>
>
> MUTHU & DRIVER
> When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
> adjusted the mirror.
> Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will
> drive.'
>
>
> MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
> Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
> Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
> Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
> Muthu pointed towards the signboard
>
>
>
> 'WASH BASIN'
>
>
>
> *MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
>
> Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
> on fire. How will you escape?'
> Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
>
>
> Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ . the funniest...
>
> At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
> Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the
> right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
>
>
> Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
> Muthu : '13th October.'
> Interviewer : 'Which year?'
> Muthu : 'Every year.'
>
>
> MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
>
> The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
> 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
> Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
>
>
> MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
> After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
> Wife: 'No! Why?'
> Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me,
'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why.'
> Wife : ?????????
>
>
> MUTHU & TOURIST
> A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu
whether any great man was born in his village...
> Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
>
>
> MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
> Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
> and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
> The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
> The cockroach walked.
> Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
> Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
> But the cockroach didn't walk.
> Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four
> legs, it becomes deaf.'
>
>
> MUTHU & DRIVER
> When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
> adjusted the mirror.
> Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will
> drive.'
>
>
> MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
> Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
> Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
> Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
> Muthu pointed towards the signboard
>
>
>
> 'WASH BASIN'
>
>
>
> *MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
>
> Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
> on fire. How will you escape?'
> Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
>
>
> Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ . the funniest...
>
> At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
> Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the
> right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
>